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I love having a reason to clean my room.
My little brother and I...
are sitting on our couch eating brownies. We have the wii on with the biggest loser game in. We played for 17 minutes. We’re so lazy.
I just had my dog help me make a decision.
I put up two hands, and picked the one he licked. I hate everything.
My day, bulleted. -Wake up, roll over, continue to sleep. -Wake up again, get out of bed, eat some form of breakfast. -Sit on couch. -Get off of couch, go to the bathroom/pet dog, whatever. This is stupid. -Do whatever the rest of my day consists of. -Shower. - Get in bed, watch tv, do my hair. -Talk to my boyfriend, hang up. -Go back to what I was doing until god knows when in the...
How will having no uterus effect her? Will she need a special dog?– Tim Allen (Home Improvement)
i like texting my boyfriend at 3 in the morning about completely irrelevant things while he sleeps. I haven’t slept in forever so I’m delusional. <3 imgondie.
Forgot my neopets password.
Too lazy to figure out which email it’s on. death.
10 songs? Fuck youuu. Billy Joel - She’s Always a Woman. Wicked - Defying Gravity Queen - I Want it All Glee - There’s a Light The Network - X-Ray Hamburger Ke$ha - Animal Journey - Open Arms Katy Perry - Firework Green Day - Last of the American Girls Panic! at the Disco - When the Day Met the Night
Bahah, my first kiss wasn’t with my “first love”. I don’t want to get into that. I don’t know what there is to describe about my “first love”. That phrase is so lame, ew. I love my boyfriend, and I’ll probably always be attached to him because of it.
What I hope my future will be like: Well, obviously there are the materialistic things that everyone hopes to have. But, I hope my future has a lot of my family in it. I know my brothers are both going to grow up and create their own little boy worlds but, even if I can’t see them as much as I’d like to I’ll always have my parents. One of them will live in the same area as I do...
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
The time I was most satisfied with my life: uh, I don’t really know. I’m sure it was one of the few days were all of the stars aligned and no one was an asshole. My boyfriend was perfect, my family was hilarious, and I didn’t talk to any one that I didn’t like. … eh.
Cross the line if you want to slap a bitch.