it be as hot as a mothafucka in here.
My boyfriend cares more about my grades than I do.
Stop it, doll. I’m trying to procrastinate.
Britney spears marathon on Fuse?
Can’t say no.
Omg why am I 3 years old.
I WAS going to write the paper I'm supposed to do.
BUT watching how to videos on youtube is so much more fun.
i ate my weight in food today.
i do not give a fuck.
I love my boyfriend.
Just in case any one was dying to know.
I forgot how much I love Stephen Colbert.
The show just started and I’m already LOLing.
Drink large caffeinated beverage.
Fall asleep. Night.
Why do I find eHarmony so appealing? Every time I see a commercial I say to myself, “I’m signing up for that shit one day.” It’s for lonely people. WAI EZ DIZ HAPPNIN TO ME? ez diz real lyfe?
I'm going to die.
or you are. whatever.
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Michelle Obama looks like AJ's mom.
uzuhmaki: LOL omg. Omfg
I love when commercials consist of old women and...
Lol, guiz. Diaper commercial.
My phone randomly vibrates.
This is a but drastic, but I’m going to kill someone if I don’t find out what it’s trying to tell me.
I have the right to complain, I'm dying.
9th graders really must have something better to do than update their Facebook status’s every ten minutes. Lol partyin’. Lol my parents won’t let me go 2 da party ): lol Lol y don’t u lurv me mom & dad.
Oh, accents other than mine.
You are attractive.
Snoop Dogg really does look like a dog with his...
They resemble dog ears. I don’t know if thats what he’s going for. But I can appreciate it if it is.
Just cleaned all my jewelry.
Its so shiny. Needless to say, school work is not going to happen tomorrow.
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wwiao: This is honestly pretty true. Probably the only way to do it.
I'm surrounded by whiney vaginas.
And most of them are boys. -kills-
I think I'm in love with Lady Gaga.
Not even kidding
Oh my god, Saturday Night Live.
if i had a dick, id jizz my pants.
I would have Justin Timberlake's children.
just putting that out there, yakno.