June 2011
115 posts
1 tag
it be as hot as a mothafucka in here.
Jun 1st
2 notes
My boyfriend cares more about my grades than I do.
Stop it, doll. I’m trying to procrastinate.
Jun 1st
May 2011
128 posts
Britney spears marathon on Fuse?
Can’t say no.
May 31st
3 tags
WatchWatch
Omg why am I 3 years old.
May 29th
2 tags
May 29th
May 29th
2,375 notes
2 tags
I WAS going to write the paper I'm supposed to do.
BUT watching how to videos on youtube is so much more fun.
May 29th
i ate my weight in food today.
i do not give a fuck.
May 29th
1 tag
I love my boyfriend.
Just in case any one was dying to know.
May 27th
1 note
2 tags
May 27th
May 26th
6,014 notes
2 tags
I forgot how much I love Stephen Colbert.
The show just started and I’m already LOLing.
May 26th
May 26th
3,658 notes
May 26th
1,192 notes
May 26th
3,033 notes
Drink large caffeinated beverage.
Fall asleep. Night.
May 25th
May 25th
242 notes
6 tags
May 25th
1 note
May 25th
77,883 notes
3 tags
Guys.
Why do I find eHarmony so appealing? Every time I see a commercial I say to myself, “I’m signing up for that shit one day.” It’s for lonely people. WAI EZ DIZ HAPPNIN TO ME? ez diz real lyfe?
May 25th
1 note
May 25th
1,687 notes
I'm going to die.
or you are. whatever.
May 25th
1 tag
May 25th
3,843 notes
2 tags
May 25th
749 notes
WatchWatch
kittencrossing: stoplisteningtoawfulfuckingmusic: wewerebornnightowls: luckystreet: GPOY YOU CAN KISS MY BLACK ASS!  OH MY LORD GHETTO CHILDREN. WUT. THIS IS SO DSKJFALSKDFJSLDKFJAKLSDJF. “We mean in bed but ya’ll just mean” WUT. YOU ARE LIKE TEN. WUT. HIT ME UP ON MYSPACE OMG LSAKJFDSA I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE MY CREYES ARE BUCKETTING. THAT IS WHAT. I SAID IT. WHAT IS THIS WHY CANT...
May 25th
44,817 notes
3 tags
May 24th
5 notes
May 24th
1,973 notes
Michelle Obama looks like AJ's mom.
uzuhmaki:  LOL omg. Omfg
May 24th
119,962 notes
I love when commercials consist of old women and...
Lol, guiz. Diaper commercial.
May 24th
4 tags
My phone randomly vibrates.
This is a but drastic, but I’m going to kill someone if I don’t find out what it’s trying to tell me.
May 24th
May 24th
4,202 notes
May 24th
18 notes
2 tags
I have the right to complain, I'm dying.
9th graders really must have something better to do than update their Facebook status’s every ten minutes. Lol partyin’. Lol my parents won’t let me go 2 da party ): lol Lol y don’t u lurv me mom & dad.
May 24th
May 24th
16,217 notes
May 24th
320 notes
4 tags
May 23rd
2 notes
2 tags
Oh, accents other than mine.
You are attractive.
May 23rd
4 tags
Snoop Dogg really does look like a dog with his...
They resemble dog ears. I don’t know if thats what he’s going for. But I can appreciate it if it is.
May 23rd
1 tag
Just cleaned all my jewelry.
Its so shiny. Needless to say, school work is not going to happen tomorrow.
May 23rd
Here's how to become tumblr famous →
wwiao: This is honestly pretty true. Probably the only way to do it.
May 22nd
1,039 notes
1 tag
I'm surrounded by whiney vaginas.
And most of them are boys.  -kills-
May 22nd
May 22nd
44 notes
May 22nd
275 notes
1 tag
May 22nd
1,299 notes
May 22nd
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May 22nd
4,118 notes
3 tags
I think I'm in love with Lady Gaga.
Not even kidding
May 22nd
8 notes
3 tags
Oh my god, Saturday Night Live.
if i had a dick, id jizz my pants.
May 22nd
2 tags
I would have Justin Timberlake's children.
just putting that out there, yakno.
May 22nd
May 22nd
709 notes