August 2011
275 posts
July 2011
180 posts
I want Travis Pastrana to marry me.
omg
kingscvwt:
wonderbreadandmayo:
setbabiesonfire:
I wish the military was not only more accepting of my tattoos, but also catering to vegans. I’d be overseas ASAP if that were the case.
can’t tell if brokeback is serious or not because if so…
“I WILL NOT SERVE OR PROTECT MY COUNTRY
UNLESS THEY HAVE TOFU AND SAY MY TATTOOS ARE PRETTY”
Omg this is so bad
I wanna be in the C.I.A
or something. i want to carry guns and kick peoples asses. man. i was born the wrong gender, and height.
callofbooty-blackcocks:
if you’re a girl and have dimples on your lower back just above your butt
let me love you down
theyre so weird omg i thought my back was retarded for years.
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Oh, I'm gunna die.
cum 2 mai funeral.
Day 3.
Lol what kind of person attracts me? Uh, funny people. Like really funny people that have zero funniness boundaries. Tall people. That’s like, 5 foot 9 because I’m so short. Not pale people. Good movie watching people. Basically, any one but people like myself.
callofbooty-blackcocks:
why do people get really excited over shark week?
they’re sharks
if discovery had a porn week thats a different story
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Day two
lolnotreally.
How have I changed in the past two years, well. Uh, I used to get close to homicidal whenever I got mad, but I don’t get mad basically at all anymore. And 2 years and like a week ago I didn’t want to be in a relationship and now I’ve been dating my boyfriend for 2 years. It’s corny, but he’s really the only reason I’m any different. lolillshuddup
why do people get married
omg
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There's a time for wearing pants.
This is not one of them.
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Day one.
I don’t really do weird things when I’m alone. I kind of just think a lot. I probably talk to myself and don’t notice. I cut my hair when I have nothing better to do. I sing, lolol. I talk to my dogs. I don’t know if any of this is weird. OH and I watch alot of teen mom and the jersey shore yaay
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h0ckeymom:
have you ever noticed how white black people’s teeth look in comparison to their skin imagine how much money they save on teeth whitening products
omg
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Babies are a lot like dogs.
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I over think things when I'm left alone.
But, I know I’m right about this. Too bad it happened a month ago and I’ll seem crazy just bringing it up LOLOLOL
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Dying my hair red.
Oh my god I should be locked up.
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violetvibez:
I was going to tell you a gay joke… butt fuck it.
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teen mom 2 is so bad.
except for the girl who looks like kristen stewart that hates her mom LOL okai
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